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Razno - o Jahorini => Razno => Topic started by: mijat on 10 January, 2014, 12:44:44

Title: VIC DANA sezona 2014
Post by: mijat on 10 January, 2014, 12:44:44
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Title: Odg: VIC DANA sezona 2014
Post by: mijat on 13 January, 2014, 06:47:40
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Post by: brera on 13 January, 2014, 18:55:26
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Post by: acixon on 13 January, 2014, 20:55:59
©ta je bio Adil?
a) pevaè
b) glumac
c) ¾enu
Title: Odg: VIC DANA sezona 2014
Post by: mijat on 14 January, 2014, 07:46:30
Ministarstvo prosvete je objavilo da se zbog opravdane potrebe mora uvesti jos jedan padez u srpski jezik.

To je osmi padez, koruptiv. Prema tome, ovako izgleda nova lista padeza u srpskom jeziku:

1. Nominativ......... ko, sta

2. Genitiv ............. koga, cega

3. Dativ ................ kome, cemu

4 Akuzativ ........... koga, sta

5.Vokativ ............. heeeej (imenovati onoga koga pozivamo)

6.Instrumental .... s kim, s cim

7. Lokativ............. o kome, o cemu

8.Koruptiv...........kome, koliko


Posle visednevne debate u Skupstini je reseno da se za usvajanje i devetog padeza, rokativa (koga, cime) mora raspisati referendum.



Title: Odg: VIC DANA sezona 2014
Post by: mijat on 15 January, 2014, 07:32:22
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Post by: mijat on 16 January, 2014, 09:31:53
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Post by: mijat on 17 January, 2014, 06:45:12
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Post by: mijat on 20 January, 2014, 08:08:31
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Post by: gancineno on 20 January, 2014, 10:01:28
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Title: Odg: VIC DANA sezona 2014
Post by: mijat on 21 January, 2014, 07:07:32
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Title: Odg: VIC DANA sezona 2014
Post by: mijat on 22 January, 2014, 07:22:25
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Title: Odg: VIC DANA sezona 2014
Post by: mijat on 23 January, 2014, 08:45:05
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Post by: mijat on 28 January, 2014, 07:56:19
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Post by: borisBP on 28 January, 2014, 10:09:27
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Title: Odg: VIC DANA sezona 2014
Post by: mijat on 29 January, 2014, 08:27:58
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Title: Odg: VIC DANA sezona 2014
Post by: mijat on 30 January, 2014, 06:44:43
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Title: Odg: VIC DANA sezona 2014
Post by: borisBP on 30 January, 2014, 07:07:05
Pita uciteljica decu
-Ko bi od vas voleo da ode u raj?
Svi dignu ruke sem perice, zatim uciteljica pita:
- Perice,zasto ti ne bi voleo da ides u raj?
- Zato sto mi je mama rekla da odmah posle skole idem kuci!
Title: Odg: VIC DANA sezona 2014
Post by: JAHORINA13 on 30 January, 2014, 09:48:26
Kupuje covjek rakiju pa zagleda u flasu
pita ga ovaj jeli sve u radu
kaze ovaj gdje je vjenac
kaze mu  prodavac
ma danas pijes rakiju
a vjenac ce ti biti sutra
Title: Odg: VIC DANA sezona 2014
Post by: mijat on 30 January, 2014, 09:54:09
 WTF dobar stari vic, bio je aktuelan kad je bilo guslar rakije  (:smijeh:
Title: Odg: VIC DANA sezona 2014
Post by: JAHORINA13 on 30 January, 2014, 12:13:23
Quote from: mijat on 30 January, 2014, 09:54:09
WTF dobar stari vic, bio je aktuelan kad je bilo guslar rakije  (:smijeh:
(Y) (:smijeh: (:smijeh: (:smijeh:
Title: Odg: VIC DANA sezona 2014
Post by: roPebn on 30 January, 2014, 13:19:21
Kako to " nekada" biva pokvari se baji Fica i to na sred neke pustare - zive duse nema, on u ocajanju siri ruke nezna sta da radi, odjedanput u pozadini zacu se neka grmljavina,
stade auto i to ni manje ni vise nego najnoviji Ferari.
Ficista mu objasni ukratko o cemu se radi, ali ovaj odgovara jedino sto moze da pomogne jeste da ga slepa do nekog servisa, ali ima jedan uslov a to je da ako me neko pretekne ja moram da se trkam, da te ne bih vukao ti mi ablenduj i ja cu te otkaciti.
Krenuse oni tako i posle par kilometara protutnja pored njih najnoviji Lambordzini, ovaj u Ferariju polude dade gas i 3, 4, 5 vec juri 300 - branik uz branik sa Lambordzinijem, ovaj jadnicak pozadi hoce da se raspadne, u tom trenutku prolaze pored nekoliko pandura od kojih jedan kad je video prizor ODMAH pade u nesvest, osvestise ga kolege uz pitanje dobro bre prijatelju sto se 'bre onesvesti? Kako 'bre sto pa FERARI I LAMBORDZINI SE TRKAJU A FICA IM ABLENDUJE DA SE SKLONE   :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD
Title: Odg: VIC DANA sezona 2014
Post by: mijat on 31 January, 2014, 07:55:03
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Post by: borisBP on 31 January, 2014, 07:57:15
Ulazi Piroæanac u kafanu i pita jednog coveka:
- Jesi li ti onaj sto je mom detetu spasio zivot da se ne udavi u reci?
- Jesam, ne morate da mi zahvaljujete!
- A, gde mu je kapa?!
Title: Odg: VIC DANA sezona 2014
Post by: skiDeki on 02 February, 2014, 10:16:54
Evo jedan dobar i trenutno aktuelan

PAO SNEG NA JAHORINI WTF
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Post by: otrov on 02 February, 2014, 16:27:25
Zali se OC Jahorina Dodiku

Nenamo snjega, nemamo vode u jezeru, nemamo goriva, nemamo gostiju 



Dodik: Pa vi nema sta nemate
WTF
Title: Odg: VIC DANA sezona 2014
Post by: roPebn on 03 February, 2014, 01:13:56
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Post by: roPebn on 03 February, 2014, 01:28:28
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Post by: roPebn on 03 February, 2014, 01:35:08
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Title: Odg: VIC DANA sezona 2014
Post by: mijat on 03 February, 2014, 08:51:27
Imali  Bosanac  i Slovenac dve jabuke; jedna velika, druga  mala. Bosanac prvi birao pa zgrabi veæu. Slovenac æe  na  to:

"Kako te nije sramota da uzmes veæu, jesi li ti èuo za bon-ton".

B: "A da si ti prvi bir'o koju bi  izabr'o?". 

S: "Manju, naravno".

B: "Pa evo ti manje, jebala te ona".
Title: Odg: VIC DANA sezona 2014
Post by: roPebn on 03 February, 2014, 09:31:03
Quote from: mijat on 03 February, 2014, 08:51:27
Imali  Bosanac  i Slovenac dve jabuke; jedna velika, druga  mala. Bosanac prvi birao pa zgrabi veæu. Slovenac æe  na  to:

"Kako te nije sramota da uzmes veæu, jesi li ti èuo za bon-ton".

B: "A da si ti prvi bir'o koju bi  izabr'o?". 

S: "Manju, naravno".

B: "Pa evo ti manje, jebala te ona".

hahaahhahahahahahhhahahhaha  :DD :DD :DD :DD :DD
Title: Odg: VIC DANA sezona 2014
Post by: borisBP on 03 February, 2014, 12:38:36
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Title: Odg: VIC DANA sezona 2014
Post by: mijat on 04 February, 2014, 06:43:04
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Title: Odg: VIC DANA sezona 2014
Post by: roPebn on 04 February, 2014, 10:46:34
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Title: Odg: VIC DANA sezona 2014
Post by: acixon on 05 February, 2014, 01:04:04
Sede 3 devojke u kaficu i pitaju konobara koja je sifra za WI-FI,
a on im odgovara: "jebovaskonobar".
One ga pitaju: "Jel odvojeno?"
A on odgovara: " Ne,nego sve zajedno."
Title: Odg: VIC DANA sezona 2014
Post by: mijat on 05 February, 2014, 06:51:24
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Post by: borisBP on 05 February, 2014, 08:41:03
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Title: Odg: VIC DANA sezona 2014
Post by: mijat on 06 February, 2014, 07:15:13
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Title: Odg: VIC DANA sezona 2014
Post by: mijat on 06 February, 2014, 21:01:23
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Post by: mijat on 08 February, 2014, 08:41:09
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Title: Odg: VIC DANA sezona 2014
Post by: acixon on 10 February, 2014, 00:47:24
mijate  (Y)
:DD :DD :DD
Title: Odg: VIC DANA sezona 2014
Post by: mijat on 10 February, 2014, 07:13:10
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Title: Odg: VIC DANA sezona 2014
Post by: borisBP on 10 February, 2014, 12:57:21
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Title: Odg: VIC DANA sezona 2014
Post by: borisBP on 10 February, 2014, 12:58:04
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Post by: borisBP on 10 February, 2014, 13:00:05
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Post by: mijat on 11 February, 2014, 06:35:28
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Title: Odg: VIC DANA sezona 2014
Post by: tomast on 11 February, 2014, 20:53:20
   Poslije ovih nemira u Bosni,neko je na zidu ispisao grafit: JE-BE-MO  VLADU.
   
   Sutra je neko dopisao: JEBO VAM VLADO MATER
Title: Odg: VIC DANA sezona 2014
Post by: mijat on 12 February, 2014, 07:02:58
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Post by: borisBP on 12 February, 2014, 10:25:09
Dolazi narkoman kuci, krizira i pita mamu:
-Je li kevo da u sobi videla male bele tabletice?
A majka odgovara:
-Ne sine, a ti onog velikog zmaja u kuhinji?
Title: Odg: VIC DANA sezona 2014
Post by: mijat on 13 February, 2014, 06:37:20
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Post by: mijat on 14 February, 2014, 06:34:47
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Title: Odg: VIC DANA sezona 2014
Post by: ritta on 14 February, 2014, 08:20:19
Nakon vjencanja predlaze muz zeni da obrije stidne dlacice.
Ona ce na to:
Jesi li ti lud, pa smijat ce mi se cijelo selo.
Title: Odg: VIC DANA sezona 2014
Post by: brera on 14 February, 2014, 08:59:31
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Post by: mijat on 18 February, 2014, 07:00:22
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Post by: mijat on 19 February, 2014, 06:44:53
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Post by: borisBP on 19 February, 2014, 08:02:23
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Post by: mijat on 20 February, 2014, 06:31:14
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Post by: mijat on 21 February, 2014, 07:02:24
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Post by: brera on 21 February, 2014, 07:04:24
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Post by: mijat on 24 February, 2014, 06:28:19
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Post by: mijat on 26 February, 2014, 06:32:51
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Post by: borisBP on 26 February, 2014, 14:31:44
Koja je razlika izmeðu ¾ene i komarca?
- Komarac ti pije krv samo leti!
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Post by: borisBP on 26 February, 2014, 14:32:33
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Post by: mijat on 27 February, 2014, 06:27:22
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Post by: mijat on 28 February, 2014, 07:30:15
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Post by: mijat on 03 March, 2014, 06:55:13
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Post by: mijat on 04 March, 2014, 07:07:02
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Post by: sandro1 on 04 March, 2014, 22:44:45
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Post by: mijat on 07 March, 2014, 07:27:15
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Post by: mijat on 17 March, 2014, 09:12:30
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Title: Odg: VIC DANA sezona 2014
Post by: mijat on 25 March, 2014, 07:23:16
©ta je zajednièko apstinenciji od seksa i ekonomskoj krizi?

- Ako dugo potraju ojaèaæe desnicu!

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Post by: drasko on 25 March, 2014, 22:45:53
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Post by: mijat on 26 March, 2014, 07:10:00
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Post by: mijat on 01 April, 2014, 09:24:57
Pisala djeca sastav u skoli. Tema: "45 godina mraka pod Titom."

Mali Mujo zavrsio za 2 minuta i krene napolje.

Uciteljica ga pita: "Kuda Mujo?"

"Ja sam zavrsio," ka¾e on.

Uciteljica otvori svesku, a Mujo napisao samo jednu recenicu:


"Jeb'o mater ko upali svjetlo!"
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Post by: mijat on 03 April, 2014, 07:23:00
Mu¾ i ¾ena gledaju horor.

®ena : - Joj , majko mila ! ...

Mu¾ : - A, i ti si je prepoznala, jel da ?
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Post by: mijat on 04 April, 2014, 07:16:30
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Post by: Korisnik on 05 May, 2014, 16:24:36
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Post by: mijat on 11 May, 2014, 09:01:44
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